Session XXVII - Let the Spirits

Organiser's Comment

Wheee. Fun. Although, how the Best of the Rest is longer than the logs is... well, it was fun anyway.

Plot Summary

[Soon]

Full Log (See Below for 'The Best of the Rest')

<@Narrator> [-][-][-][-][-][-][-][-][-][-] 'Let the Spirits’[-][-][-][-][-][-][-]

<@Narrator> It is the morning after the night before. Rue rounded the rabble of rowdy, randy rascals up and returned to the ridiculous rambling Faelnon

<@Narrator> The day is still bright, and just as peaceful. If it wasn't for the scar of the explosion, one would call this place a utopia, long, golden beams of sunlight, fractured slightly by leaves, leave patterns on the ground. Birds take flight, some are just learning to fly.

<@Narrator> All around, people are trying to get along with their lives as normal. A few children are playing a game of tag around a clump of trees, under the watchful eye of a parent in the platform above, who is eating breakfast.

<@Narrator> Down on the ground, there is a woman, auburn haired, chocolate-brown eyes. She has been sucked into the novel she is reading while supping on her tea.

רשת Faelnon stands in front of the group, and isn't quite sure how to greet them, or begin to explain. 'Listen,' he begins, as if they were doing anything else, 'Something happened, and-' He pauses, completely flustered.

רשת Foilae would stand up and take over in any other case, in his current state though, he could only say, 'We'll have you back, Faelnon. That is why you are here? Some barely thought out apology which we will all except, then we'll hop on the 'train and go stop the End.'

רשת Faelnon smiles at his old friend, 'Something like that.'

רשת Foilae smiles, 'Well, then, we accept. Well, I do at any rate.'

רשת Faelnon continues, 'However, I don't want to be your leader and I think it is better if I'm not.'

רשת Rue crosses her arms and smiles kindly at Faelnon. "I accept as well." she nods.

רשת Santhorpe accepts, for no obvious reason

רשת Foilae says, 'Well, I can't be; I don't have the legs for leadership.'

רשת Mihndrid smirks, saying in usual, light and rather thrispy tone, "You can be the country chef for all we care, we're glad to have you back."

רשת Rue raises and eyebrow. "We're just going to wander around randomly?"

רשת Rue sighs. "We can't really go around without a leader, Faely."

רשת Faelnon says, 'Well, I guess we'll see.'

רשת Faelnon says, 'There was something for us to do before we get back on the 'train. A friend in my old temple told me - it is sort of a spirit quest - don't tut - at the end there is meant to be some kind of reward, although, I'm not sure at the moment what it is.'

רשת Santhorpe has absolutely no intention to lead, because he is a miserable excuse for a human being as it is

רשת Mihndrid mutters, "We get to live? That sounds like a rather pleasant reward to me."

רשת Santhorpe shouts "happiness!"

רשת Rue blinks. "But what about...." She rolls her eyes. "OK, what do we do?"

רשת Foilae says, 'Lead the way.'

רשת Faelnon looks at Foilae, 'I told you that they'd be none of that.'

רשת Mihndrid raises an eyebrow at Santhorpe and lets her gaze linger on him for a moment with a look suggesting she thinks he's a bit unwell in the head.

רשת Santhorpe continues: "free from oppression and evil.....ok, I'll cut the dreaming"

רשת Foilae looks at Faelnon, 'Then what are we going to do, randomly run about until we run right round to the spirit quest?’

רשת Faelnon says, 'Oh, er, good point, this way then.'

רשת Santhorpe raises a couple of eyebrows back at Mihndrid, to confirm his madness

רשת Rue shakes her head. "Like I said, we can't just wander about without a leader." she pushes Faelnon in front of the group of them. "Now lead!" she demands, pointing her finger in a direction which is most likely the complete opposite direction in which they should go.

רשת Faelnon goes in the correction direction, in the complete opposite direction to which Rue pointed.

רשת Foilae follows Faelnon.

רשת Mihndrid can't help but smile at this.

רשת Rue blushes and laughs, following Faelnon.

רשת Foilae follows the leader.

רשת Mihndrid watches everyone beginning to file after Faelnon and says, shaking her head, "He's the only one we seem to be willing to follow anywhere without explanation."

רשת Rue catches up with Faelnon and walks alongside him. "See? You have to be the leader. You're the only one who knows where we're going." she grins.

רשת Faelnon rolls his eyes at Rue.

רשת Santhorpe says, thoughtfully: "Now, a leader must lead, correct? But as a team we lead ourselves and help lead each other. Therefore, is there a point in a single leader?"

רשת Mihndrid follows after the other three at a small run, not wanting to be left behind.

רשת Shivayon puts her tea and book down and stands up, moving swiftly, she is walking beside Faelnon in seconds. She taps him on the shoulder.

רשת Rue looks around Faelnon at the new girl.

רשת Faelnon spins on his heel and stares at the face, after a moment he places it, 'Shivayon? Is that really you?'

רשת Santhorpe admires the new girl

רשת Shivayon smiles and curtseys, 'The one and the same, Fael,'

רשת Faelnon smiles warmly and stops walking, 'It's great to see you.'

רשת Shivayon looks down at the ground before saying, as way of explanation, 'I left there just a few weeks ago. My brother was setting up here - a shop - so I went to help. I only just heard two days ago. Reading. Reading seems to help, I like the stories, 'cause they always have a happy ending. No matter what, the guy always gets the girl and stuff like that.' She falls silent.

רשת Rue raises an eyebrow at the new girl. She leans over to Mihndrid and whispers, "Who in Tarkna is that?" as if Mihndrid would have any idea.

רשת Mihndrid smirks,

רשת Foilae looks at Shivayon, but doesn't recognise her.

רשת Faelnon says, 'Did anyone else make it?'

רשת Shivayon shakes her head, fighting back the sudden wave of tears, 'We haven't heard. No-one has. My brother, he went back to... family.'

רשת Mihndrid smirks, "Rue, I lived in a big rock in a field filled with gnomish people. How would I know?"

רשת Faelnon hugs his old friend, 'It's okay. You can stay with us until he gets back.'

רשת Rue blinks at Faelnon. Again to Mihndrid: "This is a new side of Faelnon..."

רשת Faelnon explains to Shivayon what they are doing today.

רשת Shivayon nods and waits for the others to proceed.

רשת Mihndrid shrugs in reply, not having much to say on the subject.

רשת Rue stares at the girl curiously again before muttering "Thanks for the introduction," to herself and walking on.

<@Narrator> Faelnon leads them away from the main city, deeper into the forest. He stops at a small path, barely wide enough for a man to walk abreast, channelled through rock. It is just higher than an average man.

רשת Faelnon enters the channel and moves as quickly and as easily as possible.

רשת Rue enters the channel behind Faelnon.

רשת Mihndrid plods after the group, looking rather red in the face from keeping up her fast pace. Being short has numerous disadvantages y'know.

רשת Faelnon sees the entrance, a stone archway. The archway is in the middle of nowhere and leads to nothing. There is a barely-trodden path leading from the channel through it and beyond.

רשת Faelnon says, 'Pass under the archway when you follow.'

רשת Rue looks at the archway curiously. "If we don't...?"

רשת Mihndrid mutters, "You'll die and go to the depths of hell, now off with you."

רשת Faelnon says, 'Er, well... Pass under the archway when you follow.'

רשת Santhorpe looks apprehensive and shrugs, "well, that's optimistic"

רשת Mihndrid gives him a fake grin, "That's my job!"

רשת Faelnon passes under the archway and continues on at full speed. He notices that his weapon - a staff replacing his old one - has disappeared. This is slightly unfortunate as at that moment he was using it as a walking support. One can practically hear the creaking as he tumbles to the ground unceremoniously.

רשת Rue is tempted to walk around the archway, but refrains, walking under it behind Faelnon.

רשת Foilae 's weapon as also disappeared. 'It seems the spirits want us to be unarmed.'

רשת Rue gasps when she notices that he weapons are gone. "Wha-?"

רשת Santhorpe has no weapon, but he walks under the arch to see what happens anyway. Nothing happens.

רשת Faelnon says, 'They are going to test us, I guess weapons throw us an advantage.'

רשת Foilae says, 'Still, if they know we've got no weapons, then they are hardly going to throw something tough us. Right?'

<@Narrator> Just then, a bellow ripples through the area, sending birds scattering. Two trees tumbles over, trapping the group. The thing that tumbled them looked to be some sort of giant, its skin is a thick bark and its eyes were sap-coloured. It looks at the group and goes to attack.

רשת Mihndrid doesn't seem particularly miffed as the weighty mace that usually resided in her pack suddenly vanishes as she passes through.

רשת Faelnon dives out of the way.

רשת Santhorpe says "well, it might be a verbal tussle"

רשת Rue shudders and stares up at the giant tree-thing, mouth agape.

רשת Foilae says, 'Mental note: Shut the hell up.'

רשת Mihndrid backs up, "Verbal tussle?"

רשת Rue smiles nicely at the trees. "Please don't attack us?" she verbally tussles.

רשת Rue looks over at Foilae. "So... learn any good fire spells lately?"

רשת Foilae is picked up by the giant, wheelchair and all. 'Hi... so, how are you?' He says to the creature. It tilts its head in confusion at this odd noise. 'Never mind.'

רשת Mihndrid looks horrified, continuing to back up until she bumps into one of the trees. If it was taller then her, it should die damnit.

רשת Rue stares at Foilae, wheelchair and all, still being held by the giant tree creature thing.

רשת Mihndrid looks very pale, leaning against the tree that blocked their escape, eyes wide with fear.

רשת Faelnon looks up at the giant and realises that lying on a dirt path isn't the best hiding spot.

רשת Foilae squeaks and hope the giant is someone who is large and amiable and puts him down.

רשת Rue fumbles for her sword for a moment before remembering that it's not there and backing into a corner.

רשת Mihndrid grimaces and tries to press herself down farther against the tree, wanting to hide in the shadows. But she slowly snaps to her senses, trying to keep her racing mind calm.

רשת Foilae is set roughly on the ground as the giant looks around.

רשת Mihndrid edges towards Faelnon, because whether he likes it or not he's -still- the leader and mutters shakily, "The trees...if he..trips..."

רשת Rue raises an eyebrow at Foilae. 'Why did he...?"

רשת Faelnon nods to Mihndrid and gets to his feet, 'How to lure it over though?'

רשת Rue attempts to form a sentence again. "Foilae, do we have any clue as to why the giant, hungry looking tree put you down instead of eating you?"

רשת Mihndrid wheels the cripple over the tree and watches as the giant runs to step on him and promptly trips over the big log.

רשת Foilae moves away as quickly as possible, 'The wheels would choke him?'

<@Narrator> It catches on the log and looks completely surprised for a moment before tipping over, crashing to the ground with enough force to nearly shake the group off their feet.

רשת Rue laughs at Mihndrid but is cut short as she falls directly onto her tailbone with a wince.

רשת Faelnon tumbles to the ground.

רשת Foilae asks, 'They were testing our ability to trip giants?'

רשת Faelnon says, 'Our ability to utilise the environment, I'd guess.'

רשת Mihndrid catches herself on the side of Foilae's chair and shrugs, "Who the hell cares, is it dead?"

רשת Foilae grumbles, 'Couldn't they have asked us to build a camp?'

רשת Faelnon says, 'Lets not wait and find out.'

רשת Rue blinks and stands. "Why didn't we use my idea of a fire spell? Just curious." she says, following behind the rest.

רשת Mihndrid sighs, and turns her attention to the trees, hoping they'll be able to move them somehow.

<@Narrator> The path leads to a small circular clearing.

רשת Foilae says, 'I guess this is our next challenge, so what is it?'

<@Narrator> A dark shadow covers the clearing. Something is landing. The giant wings shake and break the trees as its enormous feet slam into the ground. It is a dragon, from the looks of the scar, the Seventh. It tilts its head at the group.

רשת Rue whimpers and backs up against the wall.

רשת Foilae squeaks and moves backwards.

רשת Shivayon moves back from the dragon, terrified.

רשת Rue looks over at Faelnon and squeaks. "We don't...have our weapons."

רשת Faelnon stands still and thinks.

רשת Faelnon remains perfectly still and looks at its eyes, 'Wait, it isn't here to harm. It is hear to instil fear. It isn't going to hurt us.'

רשת Foilae shouts, 'Tell it, it is doing a damned good job.'

<@Narrator> The dragon hears Faelnon's words and squashes him with his claw.

רשת Mihndrid grimaces, but hangs back, fear of the creature she had never seen before eating at her anyway.

רשת Rue raises an eyebrow and scooches forward a bit. "How do you know?" She asks. "For the love of Tarkna, he's a damned DRAGON!"

רשת Faelnon says, 'We can't defeat a dragon, especially not in a forest, logic dictates that its reason for being here isn't to fight it.'

<@Narrator> The dragon leans its head down so its mouth is level with Faelnon.

רשת Shivayon shouts, 'For gods' sakes, get out of there, Fael.'

רשת Foilae shouts, 'I really think a 'Get the hell out of here' policy would be good.'

<@Narrator> The dragon opens its mouth and Faelnon can feel the heat already. But no flames emerge. It appears to be... yawning?

רשת Rue squeaks again, her eyes opening wide. "Because, you know, the Seventh wouldn't be here to kill us while we're at a disadvantage, right?" she yells.

<@Narrator> Its mouth shuts a moment later and it closes its eyes, going to sleep.

רשת Faelnon looks curiously at it.

רשת Mihndrid raises an eyebrow at the monstrous creature, curiously venturing a bit closer.

רשת Rue 's jaw drops. "Uh..." she says, moving forward, closer to the dragon.

רשת Foilae goes towards it carefully.

רשת Shivayon backs away even further.

רשת Faelnon says, 'Go around it, slowly, and don't make much noise.'

רשת Shivayon slowly goes around, trying to stay as far away as she can.

רשת Mihndrid looks slightly sick at the thought, but slowly begins to walk around the creature.

רשת Faelnon looks at the dragon, then moves around it.

רשת Rue moves along with the rest, turning around every few moments to stare, mystified, at the sleeping dragon.

רשת Rue is walking along silently when the ground shudders beneath her. A moment later, the ground beneath her crumbles away. She tries to dive out of the way, but only manages to grab hold of a branch of a tree.

<@Narrator> The ground around the tree sinks also, as a vertical mound forms around the edge of the endless-looking pit.

רשת Mihndrid 's eyes widen and she begins to run forwards, but stops and stares as the pit widens.

רשת Faelnon turns back and sees Rue disappear.

רשת Foilae is nearly swallowed too, but is knocked away by the mound.

רשת Rue stares at the sinking tree that she just happens to be holding on to. She attempts to cry out for help, but only manages to squeak.

רשת Shivayon twists and looks horrified at it.

רשת Rue manages to pull her way up to the top of the branch. She sits on it as the tree sinks. "Guys?"

רשת Faelnon calls, 'Can you get out?'

רשת Rue looks around. "I...I don't think so..." she mutters shaking her head for no apparent reason.

רשת Faelnon asks, 'Anyone got an idea?'

רשת Rue bites her lip and gazes down at the black emptiness that she's slowly sinking into with the tree. "Just go on ahead! Without me..."

רשת Shivayon looks at the others, 'We can't leave her there! She'll die.'

רשת Mihndrid rolls her eyes, "Don't be stupid Rue, just hold on."

רשת Faelnon calls, 'We're not going to leave you, we just need another way to get you out.'

רשת Rue shakes her head to no one again. "There's nothing you can do. We don't have any rope lying around. And even if we did, I'm sinking. It wouldn't be long enough." There's a long pause. "Just go. Please."

רשת Mihndrid looks hopefully to Foilae as she says this.

רשת Foilae shakes his head sadly.

רשת Mihndrid grimaces, but knows very well it isn't his fault. As more of a reflex then anything she turns to Faelnon.

רשת Rue looks up in silence for a moment. "Still there?" she asks.

רשת Faelnon says, 'Yes...'

רשת Rue laughs. "Well you shouldn't be. Get going."

רשת Faelnon says, 'Rue, we can't leave you, we won't. Hell, even if it means forming a people ladder, we aren't just going to leave you!'

רשת Rue looks up, her voice weaker now, filled with sadness. "Please go on..." she begs.

רשת Mihndrid blinks, "People ladder?"

<@Narrator> And with that refusal to leave, and Rue's willing sacrifice, the ground returns, the mound sinks and the tree returns to normal.

רשת Rue blinks, shaking, as she is back on solid ground. She doesn't move from the tree for a moment, panting heavily.

רשת Faelnon says, 'I think this is it, this is the end.'

רשת Mihndrid rushes forwards, heart jolting for a minute at the thought of the crowd vanishing once more, and stops once she reaches Rue, so overcome with relief she isn't sure what to say.

רשת Rue slowly climbs down from the tree, stepping gingerly on the ground as if she is afraid that it'll collapse again.

<@Narrator> The end is a smaller clearing. There is an alter made of plain stone. Behind it, in the middle, leaning against it, is a large stone slab, smooth and straight on three sides apart from the side that points to the sky which has developed a semi-circle, destroying what pattern might have been on it.

<@Narrator> During some point in history, someone chose to chisel away a layer of the stone leaving an odd looking face that does not look very thrilled.

רשת Rue reaches up and quickly wipes a tear from her face, pretending it was never there. "Thanks everyone..." she mutters, still shaking.

<@Narrator> The face begins to glow and a booming, deep voice bellows, 'You have travelled long and hard to get to this point. You have lost much. But, you have completed all the challenges, and so: your reward.'

<@Narrator> The face stops glowing, then it is completely absorbed in a golden light that stretches out in a sphere and claims the slab and the alter. It fades in an instant leaving one person.

רשת Rue looks around, interested

<@Narrator> This person is instantly recognisable, his sea-blue eyes, fair hair, cocked eyebrow, slightly cocky manner. Calm while trying to hide excitement. It is, of course, Shandor.

רשת Shandor says, forgetting that his voice is still deep and booming, 'Hey guys.'

רשת Rue gasps. "Shandor?!" she cries. "Is it...You're really...?"

רשת Shandor pauses, frowns, turns away, taps his throat and turns around, speaking now normally, 'Hey, ...hey! Hey? Hey… Hey guys. Does that sound right?'

רשת Shivayon recognises Shandor as the slightly eccentric person Faelnon always used to hang around with.

רשת Foilae just looks at Shandor as he acts... well, Shandor-like.

רשת Faelnon wonders for the briefest of moments was that the only reward.

רשת Rue looks over at Faelnon, joy, but also cautiousness, written on her face.

רשת Mihndrid stands transfixed, and eventually raises an eyebrow at his usual, "hey, sup, I didn't abandon you or anything" attitude.

רשת Shandor seems oblivious to the others' reactions and turns to where the alter was, 'This spirit quest thing of yours really sucks, Faelnon. I mean, it is so cheap, I had to set up my own alter and all my own special effects.'

רשת Shandor says, 'Oh, and get this, the original big reward?' He waves his hands mockingly with a sarcastic Happy-Happy voice, 'A sense of good feeling and good will. Purlease.'

רשת Shandor smiles and says, 'Nice to see you all, too.'

רשת Mihndrid sits down on the ground, shaking her head, "Can we go home yet?"

רשת Rue 's joy is dimmed a little as she remembers how Shandor completely abandoned them.

רשת Shandor continues, 'Oh, there was one other thing. Well, actually, many mini things, but this is the main one,' he steps out of the way as the figure steps from behind a tree into sunlight.

<@Narrator> Her hair is caught instantly by the sunlight and it seems to sparkle of its own accord. Her emerald green eyes seem more full of life. She gracefully moves over beside Shandor. She is Ariea.

רשת Shandor puts his hand up while holding Ariea's with his other, 'I know what you are thinking:-' More hand waves, this time mocking the group's reaction '-Oh no! It's 'Death', and illusion or "Insert random evil". I can assure you it is nothing bad, it is really Ariea. Well, that's probably bad for Isondil...'

רשת Rue blinks, eyes wide with wonder, but now even more suspicious.,

רשת Shandor adds, 'And the how of how she got back is a very long and complex story that I'm too tired to tell right now.'

רשת Mihndrid just remains seated on the ground, eyes dully observing the two.

רשת Shandor lifts a sack from the ground and says, not giving anyone a moment to let all of this settle, 'I come baring gifts as well.'

רשת Shandor checks inside his bag which seems to hold a lot more than it should be able to. He takes out a staff with a glowing orb at each end and hands it to Foilae, 'I can't work out who made this, but it is pretty darn powerful.'

רשת Shandor takes out another staff, it has a gold pattern of vines running from top to bottom, over a white wood, he hands this to Faelnon, 'I'm not sure if it does anything special, I just thought it was pretty and grabbed it.'

רשת Rue crosses her arms, the joy slowly draining from her face as she stares at the two. She thought she would be incredibly happy to see them but....

רשת Shandor adds quickly, 'I mean expensive! Very valuable... probably.'

רשת Faelnon says, 'Er... thanks?' He had to admit, it was rather pretty.

רשת Shandor takes out a flute, violin and clarinet and is about to hand them to Mihndrid, 'I found, er, well, actually, the clarinet is for me-' he dumps it back in the sack '- but the others are for you. They are like your lute and flute, only, I'm not sure how you trigger them yet. Should add to your collection quite nicely.'

רשת Rue looks over at Faelnon inquisitively, unsure about how he feels about the whole situation.

רשת Mihndrid slowly gets up, and notes Rue's look.

רשת Mihndrid gives Shandor a forced smile and takes them. She stands, looking at them silently for a minute and finally mutters, "Thank-you..."

רשת Faelnon notices when Shandor is handing these gifts about, that he has a black tattoo on the back of his hand in the shape of a scythe.

רשת Shandor turns to Rue, 'And for you,' he brings out a sword, the hilt is golden and seems oddly reminiscent of a dragon's claws. The blade has a dragon carved into it along with some text in what appears to be ancient Gnome, 'This is a pretty good blade, slices through cheese like it was butter. Or something like that.'

רשת Rue looks at the gift without taking it, and is the first to really say anything. "You left us." she said matter-of-factly, even slightly coldly.

רשת Shandor pauses, he was about to turn to Shivayon, he turns back to Rue, 'I had something to do.'

רשת Ariea smiles, and says, 'I was the something.'

רשת Rue nods, a wounded look crossing her face. She takes the sword and looks at it. "It's nice." she mutters, sheathing it.

רשת Faelnon looks at Ariea, and still has no idea what to make of the situation.

רשת Shandor resumes his path and looks to Shivayon, 'Well, hello Shiva, I didn't realise you were hanging around with this lot.'

רשת Rue crosses over and stands between Faelnon and Mihnny. "Do you think...Do you really think it's them?" she asks in a whisper.

רשת Shandor says, 'Oh, and the weapons that got taken off you were placed over there,' he points behind a tree.

רשת Mihndrid grimaces, looking down at the motley of instruments she now held in her arms, "I...I don't know..."

רשת Faelnon says, 'He is certainly acting more like Shandor than 'Death' ever could. And Ariea looks... alive?'

רשת Shandor stands back and looks at the group.

רשת Rue nods. She takes out the sword and twirls it before stopping to look at it. "It is nice. But d'you think he's trying to buy us back?"

רשת Shivayon stays slightly away from all of them, unsure of what to make of it - why were they freaked out by Ariea and Shandor?

רשת Shandor hears that comment, and is slightly wounded, he takes a further step back and stands next to Ariea.

רשת Mihndrid sighs and looks up at Rue, and finally shifts her gaze to Shandor.

רשת Foilae looks at Shandor, then at Ariea, then at Shandor, then he moves towards the three.

רשת Mihndrid says softly to Rue, "He is, he has to be, but somehow I don't want it to be him...I don't know..."

רשת Rue sighs, putting the sword away again. "I thought I'd be so much happier to see him. To see them. To have them back with us...but..."

רשת Foilae whispers to them, 'I think the gods are looking after us for once...'

רשת Rue sighs again. "He left, but for good reason. Maybe, just maybe, we should forgive him..."

רשת Faelnon looks at Foilae, 'How so?'

רשת Foilae says, 'You don't want to be leader, we needed a leader, and the original leader returns.'

רשת Mihndrid shakes her head, "But..."

רשת Rue nods at Foilae, a smile creeping across her face. She crosses the seemingly long walk between them and Shandor and Ariea. She pauses before them, a genuine smile lighting up her features. "Welcome back."

רשת Shandor smiles, 'Thanks, are you lot okay? You look slightly more battered and gloomy.'

רשת Ariea smiles at Rue, 'Good to see you all again.'

רשת Rue smirks, "We've had more run-ins with Richard than we care to mention." she says, her smile faltering slightly when she remembers the last encounter with him.

רשת Rue hugs Ariea. "We missed you so much. It's completely amazing to see you back here with us."

רשת Mihndrid slowly comes up behind Rue, a grin finally placing itself on her face as she comes nearer, but her head still spins and whirls in confusion with their sudden appearance.

רשת Shandor 's smile fades slightly, then asks, slightly confused, 'Richard?'

רשת Ariea hugs Rue back, 'And it's great to be back.'

רשת Rue shakes her head. "Never mind. Trust me. That's definitely something you want us to explain later."

רשת Faelnon smiles and hugs Ariea and Shandor together.

רשת Shandor nods, 'Oka-' He is caught short when he is caught in a hug.

רשת Foilae rolls up to the two and grins broadly.

רשת Rue looks at Mihndrid. "Feeling out of place, too?" she asks.

רשת Shandor looks at Foilae... in a wheelchair? 'Well... Foilae... you're certainly looking...'

רשת Foilae says, 'Speedy?'

רשת Mihndrid sighs, "Maybe."

רשת Faelnon releases the two, 'It is damn good to see you.'

רשת Rue nods. "Let's get our other weapons." she suggests, walking over to where the large pile of "repossessed" weapons is.

רשת Faelnon turns to Shandor, trying to express how much the group needed him in the past few months.

רשת Shandor grins broadly, 'Aw, come here Faely!' and hugs Faelnon.

רשת Mihndrid thankfully follows after Rue, a little glad to get away from the two for a minute to sort out her thoughts.

רשת Rue takes her weapon and sits, watching the others greet each other happily, rekindling a long friendship, all the while feeling strangely out of place.

רשת Mihndrid picks her mace up out of the little pile and lets it slip into her pack, stumbling a little because of the sudden increase in weight.

רשת Shandor is still smiling, 'So, did you manage to keep the 'train in one piece while I was gone?

רשת Foilae says, 'Just about.'

רשת Shandor looks about, 'Where's the Dwarves?'

רשת Faelnon 's smile fades and he goes silent.

רשת Mihndrid comes up behind Rue and hangs back a little, listening attentively to the conversation between the old friends.

רשת Foilae 's smile is also gone, and he stares down at his feet.

רשת Ariea 's smile fades instantly, and she becomes off-balance suddenly.

רשת Rue looks up at Mihndrid. "I guess it's nice to see them all together again." she sighs.

רשת Shandor blinks rapidly, smile gone, gulping, 'Oh,' he manages to croak out.

רשת Mihndrid nods, grimacing at the last comment, "Yes...it is..."

רשת Ariea says, letting a tear roll down her cheek, 'Did-was there- we should have a service...'

רשת Rue visibly winces as the unpleasant truth about the Dwarves is revealed. "But it is strange..." she sighs, continuing their own conversation, "because they're known each other for years and then you show up and feel...like you're interrupting them. Something like that, at least."

רשת Rue shakes her head and stands. "I'm babbling." she sighed.

רשת Mihndrid shakes her head and pats Rue's arm, giving her a small smile, "No, that's just it."

רשת Rue attempts to change the subject to something more cheerful, succeeding tin the change of subject, but failing miserably in the cheerful. "That tree thing...That's one of the scariest things that ever happened to me..." she sighs.

רשת Shandor nods to Ariea, 'We'll have one here.'

רשת Mihndrid sighs and gives her a reassuring nod, "You really frightened me Rue, so much I don't think anything in the world could have made me move from that spot..."

רשת Shandor asks, 'Tree thing?'

רשת Faelnon says, 'So you didn't set the tasks?'

רשת Rue smiles, feeling genuinely comforted. "Thanks," she smiles. "I'll make sure to return the favour somehow." she smirks.

רשת Shandor shakes his head, 'I was contacted and told what you were up to after you entered the quest, so I went to set up.

רשת Rue looks over at Faelnon. "You're damn right Shandor didn't set the tasks. If he did, I would've killed him!"

רשת Shandor says quickly, 'I would like to reiterate that I *did not* in anyway set up the tasks.'

רשת Mihndrid smirks, "And I'd help, of course."

רשת Rue shrugs. "To make a long story short, the ground fell out from under me, I jumped onto a tree, and then the tree fell down a bottomless pit. No big deal, except for the I-Think-I'm-Gonna-Die part." she smirks.

רשת Ariea says to Rue, 'You can't kill him just after I've gotten him back. Here,' she drags Faelnon in front of Shandor, 'kill him.'

רשת Shandor nods, 'Ah. I've been in something similar recently.'

רשת Rue blinks, "You've been involved in tree-falling-down-pitness? And here I was thinking I took all the glory." she teases.

רשת Shandor smiles, 'Not quite exactly like yours. Wasn't fun at any rate.'

רשת Mihndrid smirks, relaxing a little.

רשת Ariea says, 'Shall we go get something to eat?'

רשת Rue smiles, "You've got that right."

רשת Rue smiles at Ariea. "Definitely."

רשת Rue walks over to the rest of them with a smile. "I don't know if I can say this enough, but it's great to see you both again."

רשת Mihndrid silently agrees, but doesn't say anything.

רשת Shandor grins, 'It's certainly nice to hear.'

רשת Ariea says, 'There's a great little restaurant we used to go to, should still be around.'

<@Narrator> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< OMG! Dudez! Ariea's liek! Not DieZed! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



'The Best of the Rest'



<@DrCBVI> [Some fancy [Sqigglyated] ass pattern] 'Let the Spirits let the IRC [Sqigglyated] Work' [More fancy ass [Sqigglyated]



<@DrCBVI> It is the morning after the night before. Rue rounded the rabble of rowdy, randy rascals up and returned to the ridiculous rambling Retard. Er. Faelnon. [I'm sorry... I couldn't resist]



רשת Foilae says, 'Well, I can't be; I don't have the legs for leadership.'

<@Faelnon> OOC: Rue, Foilae has taken over the role of insulting Foilae.

<@Rue> ooc - lol

<+Mihndrid> OOC Its like a deranged kind of self pity.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<@Rue> ooc - haha, cripple insultation

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol



רשת Foilae looks at Faelnon, 'Then what are we going to to, randomly run about until we run right round the ririt ruest (bad alliteration!).



רשת Foilae follows the leader. He snickers at his thought then thinks everyone will think he is crazy for randomly snickering at nothing. Heh... Monkey nuts...

<@Rue> ooc - I was going to laugh at Foilae, but I was too freaked out, lol..

<@Rue> ooc - Haha, cripple thoughts.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG sick bastards those damn crippled freaks

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<@Faelnon> OOC:... Monkey nuts as in monkey peanuts... y'know, they are still in their shell.



רשת Faelnon leads everyone off a cliff. He shouts after their corpses, 'I told you I didn't want to be leader.'

רשת Mihndrid retorts, "I'll kick your ass in hell then o.o"



רשת Shivayon puts her coffee and book down and stands up, moving swiftly, she is walking beside Faelnon in seconds. She taps him on the shoulder.

<@Rue> ooc - she was drinking tea, idiot.

<@Rue> :p

<@Faelnon> OOC: Don't get smarmy with me. I live for continuity errors.

רשת Santhorpe admires the new girl

<@Faelnon> OOC: Santhorpe! Really!

<@Rue> ooc - *smarmes*

רשת Shivayon smiles and curtseys, 'The one and the same, Fael,'

<@Rue> ooc - Too bad Faelnon's gay!

<+Santhorpe> ooc: lol

רשת Shivayon decides she didn't like tea and switched to COFFEE.

<+Mihndrid> OOG That one's still up for debate



רשת Mihndrid smirks, "Rue, I lived in a big rock in a field filled with gnomish people. How would I know?"

<@Rue> ooc - lol, rock.

רשת Faelnon hugs his old friend, both because she is sad and to reinforce his hetrosexuality, 'It's okay. You can stay with us until he gets back.'

<@Rue> ooc - for some reason that cracked me up.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG o.o;;



רשת Faelnon hugs his old friend, both because she is sad and to reinforce his heterosexuality, 'It's okay. You can stay with us until he gets back.'

<@Rue> ooc - for some reason that cracked me up.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG o.o;;

<@Rue> ooc - Of course he's hetero. Of COURSE.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol



רשת Rue blinks at Faelnon. Again to Mihndrid: "This is a new side of Faelnon..."

<@Faelnon> OOC: The one that doesn't hug males?

<@Rue> ooc - The one that doesn't hit on guards

<@Faelnon> OOC: The guard hit on him!

[os] nick(Shivayon) to (Shandor)

<@Rue> ooc - of Coooourse.

<@Shandor> *waves brown-envelope* I have pictures...

[os] nick(Shandor) to (Shivayon)

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<+Mihndrid> OOG YESSS

<@Faelnon> OOC: Oh you go to hell. You just go to hell and you stay there.

<+Mihndrid> OOG SHE GOT MY MESSAGE *gloats over raspberries before devouring them*

<@Rue> ooc - He's already in an existential hell, silly.

<@Rue> ooc - coool

<@Faelnon> OOC: Besides, those pictures were taken at college which also implicate you an- uh oh. [Sqigglyated].

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<@Faelnon> OOC: *goes to his very own water cooler to get a drink*

רשת Rue stares at the girl curiously again before muttering "Thanks for the introduction," to herself and walking on.

<@Rue> ooc - Faelnon: I lead this fine team of- Rue: Lead? Didn't you just bitch about how you didn't wanna be the leader anymore? Faelnon: *smack*

<@Faelnon> OOC: Folks, folkettes and Foilae, we are about to.... Timewarp!

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<@Rue> ooc - Hahaha, cripple timewarp

<@Faelnon> OOC: FAelnon: hush! I'm trying to woo her over.

<@Rue> ooc - Na na na na na na na na TIMEWARP!!

<@Faelnon> OOC: Wait, to screw up the relationship further, we must insinuate that Shiva is a lesbian.

<+Mihndrid> OOG I have no playstation, this computer sucks and I'm still hungry and you're going to make me do that GOD FORSAKEN SONG?!!!?!!

<@Faelnon> OOC: lmao

<@Rue> what do you have against the timewarp?

<@Faelnon> OOC: Sounds about right.

<+Mihndrid> OOG It has a song to go with it XD

<+Mihndrid> OOG everytime you guys sing it, I picture a bunch of little small people running around singing in high-pitched squeaky voices.

<@Faelnon> Faelnon leads them away from the main city, deeper into the forest. He stops at a small path, barely wide enough for a man to walk abreast [Shiva: 'Breasts? What? Where?' 'Quest': Mission Accomplished], channelled through rock. It is just higher than an average man.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG And let it be known that is NOT A HAPPY IMAGE

<@Rue> ooc - Haha, Faelnon may think he's straight, but it appears that Shivayon is the gay!

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG They can have like, gay parties and everything.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Faelnon: I love you... Shiva: I'm gay. Faelnon: I did it, didn't I? I turn people gay don't I? Shiva: Well, one look at you and I was off men for life.

רשת Santhorpe is back from auto away after minutes.. I was gone for mins

<@Faelnon> OOC: We will beat you if you persist on doing that.

<@Rue> ooc - I don't like your script.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Stuff you.



03/08/17 19:52:48 Rue rounded the rabble of rowdy, randy rascals up and returned to the ridiculous rambling Retard

03/08/17 19:52:52 [os] nick(DrCBVI) to (Faelnon)

03/08/17 19:52:55 all respect for you has vanished o.o;;

03/08/17 19:52:58 :D

03/08/17 19:52:59 I rule.

03/08/17 19:53:39 <_Rue> lmao



03/08/17 20:14:10 <_Rue> Colm, have you seen Clerks?

03/08/17 20:14:15 No

03/08/17 20:14:22 <_Rue> Oh, nevermind then

03/08/17 20:14:33 exactly. :P

[Loooooooong uncomfortable silence.]

03/08/17 20:14:44 <_Rue> There's this episode where Randall goes to his reunion and every girl he's ever dated is, like, a GIANT dyke.

[Oh… -Shandor]



03/08/17 20:15:11 lmao

03/08/17 20:15:28 Those four lines would look so cute in the best of the rest. The kind of thing where you'd be like, "Yeah, that was a shit filler." But it became something more entirely when Rue continued XD



<@Faelnon> OOC: I was so tempted to have Faelnon be using the staff as a walking support and just to watchim fall over.

רשת Rue gasps when she notices that he weapons are gone. "Wha-?"

<@Rue> ooc - WHY DIDN'T YOU???

<+Mihndrid> OOG why didn't you??????????

<@Rue> ooc - I call for a second take!

רשת Santhorpe has no weapon, but he walks under the arch to see what happens anyway. Nothing happens.

<@Faelnon> The archway falls over and hits Faelnon over the back of the head crushing him into the ground.

<+Mihndrid> OOG me too! o.o

<@Faelnon> There, covered

<@Faelnon> OOC: I'll fix it in the logs.

<@Rue> ooc - *applauds*

<+Santhorpe> ooc: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG Not nearly as funny, but we'll live XD



רשת Faelnon passes under the archway and continues on at full speed. He notices that his weapon - a staff replacing his old one - has disappeared. This is slightly unfortunate as at that moment he was using it as a walking support. One can practically hear the creaking as he tumbles to the ground unceremoniously.

[Fixed. –Shandor]



רשת Santhorpe says "well, it might be a verbal tussle"

רשת Rue shudders and stares up at the giant tree-thing, mouth agape.

רשת Foilae says, 'Mental note: Shut the hell up.'

רשת Mihndrid backs up, "Verbal tussle?"

<@Rue> ooc - Quick Foilae! Roll out of danger!

<@Foilae> OOC: :)

רשת Rue smiles nicely at the trees. "Please don't attack us?" she verbally tussles.

<@Foilae> OOC: Would if I could

<@Faelnon> OOC: Well, actually, it was meant to be a giant-giant, but if you think it is a giant moving tree. Shrugs.



<@Faelnon> OOC: Bleh?

<+Mihndrid> OOG ... make an obsene joke and we'll move on *pats*

<@Faelnon> OOC: Penis!

<@Faelnon> OOC: I think I handled that quite well.

<+Mihndrid> OOG *nods and goes to ask what grade he's in*

<@Rue> ooc - lol

<@Faelnon> OOC: If I was in a lower great I would have said 'Willy!'. Duh.

<+Mihndrid> OOg Duh.



רשת Mihndrid looks horrified, continuing to back up until she bumps into one of the trees. If it was taller then her, it should die damnit.



רשת Foilae squeaks and hope the giant is someone who is large and amiable and puts him down.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Who gets that?

<+Mihndrid> OOG Gets what?

<@Faelnon> OOC: Foilae's line.

<@Rue> ooc - nope

<+Mihndrid> OOG I do.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Yay!

<@Rue> ooc - explanation?

<+Mihndrid> OOG He hopes the giant is a friendly ass bastard who lets cripples live o.o;;

<@Rue> ooc - oooh...

<@Faelnon> OOC: lmao. Not quite. BFG - Big Fuc- I mean, Big Friendly Giant - giant who is large and amiable.

<@Rue> ooc - OMG! Then I got it!

<@Rue> ooc - I was just like "Nah, that's not it"

<+Mihndrid> OOG XD

<@Faelnon> OOOOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG He was waaaay out of character on that one

<@Faelnon> OOOOC: = Out of ordinary operational character.



רשת Foilae is set roughly on the ground as the giant looks around.

רשת Rue raises an eyebrow at Foilae. 'Why did he...?"

<@Faelnon> The giant sees what it was looking for - the goal. He lines up, and kicks! Foilae flies, flies... flies.... and.... GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

<+Mihndrid> *mutters

<+Mihndrid> OOG KUNG FU SOCCER EXTRAVIGANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<@Rue> ooc - lmao!

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<@Faelnon> OOC: That was so much more funny to me than it should have been.

<@Faelnon> OOC: I think in Ireland there must be like... beer in the air and I'm drunk

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

[GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! – Aw, poor Foilae. –Shandor]



רשת Mihndrid wheels the cripple over the tree and watches as the giant runs to step on him and promptly trips over the big log.

רשת Foilae moves away as quickly as possible, 'The wheels would choke him?'

<@Faelnon> OOC: I'm letting that pass as this has dragged on long enough

<@Faelnon> It catches on the log and looks completely surprised for a moment before tipping over, crashing to the ground with enough force to nearly shake the group off their feet.

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<+Mihndrid> OOG LOL

<+Mihndrid> OOG I am laughing SO HARD in real life, oh god...

רשת Rue laughs at Mihndrid but is cut short as she falls directly onto her tailbone with a wince.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Just imagine the finale: Faelnon: Oh my god, this is terri- Shove off, we're bored now.

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<+Mihndrid> OOG XD!!



רשת Rue blinks and stands. "Why didn't we use my idea of a fire spell? Just curious." she says, following behind the rest.

רשת Foilae says, 'Because I'm tired, go make your own bloody spell. Bitch.'



<@Faelnon> The path leads to a small circular clearing. How? Who cares.

<@Foilae> I mean, we went around the trees.

<@Rue> ooc - Plot holes rule!

<+Mihndrid> OOG yay!

<@Faelnon> OOC: I live for continuity errors.



<@Rue> ooc - whatever happened to that chick?

רשת Shivayon says, 'I've been here all along.'

רשת Shivayon moves back from the dragon, terrified.



<@Faelnon> The dragon opens its mouth and Faelnon can feel the heat already. But no flames emerge. It appears to be... yawning?

<@Foilae> OOC: Aw! Isn't it soooo cute!

<@Rue> ooc - The dragon eats Foilae because a- he doesn't like cripples and b- that chair looked damn tasty.

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG crunch

<@Foilae> OOC: It ain't so cute any more. It must have grown up.

<@Rue> ooc - Dragon: There's a splinter in my tongue! *cry*

רשת Foilae is spat out by the dragon and rolls along after Shivayon.

<+Mihndrid> ... *oils Foilae's squeaky wheels*

<@Foilae> OOC: Thanks :D



רשת Rue looks up in silence for a moment. "Still there?" she asks.

רשת Faelnon says, 'Yes...'

<@Faelnon> OOC: No we popped out for tea.

<+Mihndrid> OOG ...and crumpets



<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG Dragon: ...meh... *farts*

<@Rue> ooc - lol

<@Faelnon> World: *dIeZ of smell*

<+Mihndrid> OOG: Better idea..let's through the cripple down thre and...well...I d'know what that'd do but it'd be pretty funny to watch

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<@Faelnon> Foilae shakes his fist angrily as he falls, 'Miserable bastards! I'll come back for you!'

<@Rue> ooc - It'd be more of a "for yoooooooooooooou"

<@Rue> ooc - since this is a pit

<+Mihndrid> OOG Oh my god, I burst out laughing when I read that XD

<@Faelnon> OOC: true

<@Faelnon> OOC: Just imagine a grumpy old man and it gets 10x funnier. Like the kind that yell at kids for playing in the street.

<@Rue> ooc - lmfao

<@Faelnon> OOC: Anyway, to the surprise ending

<+Mihndrid> OOG The fist shaking is easy to picture, my friend Matt does it constantly



רשת Faelnon wonders for the briefest of moments was that the only reward.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Faelnon: Excuse me! Technical support, yeah, we want to return this one. Can we get a different one?

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<@Rue> ooc - I don't feel that my prize is appropriate!

<@Rue> ooc - Sell him on ebay!

[Faelnon: Excuse me, yes, I already dated this one, can I get a replacement? –Shandor. – OH GOD! I’m Shandor!? What did I just say!? Ack! The insinuations!]



[Oh, on a side note, I’M BACK BITCHES! Wheeeee. I’ve got my main part back, no more stupid editing. Kickass! Well, actually, I’m keeping this job in case my wife or I die... again. But I’ll need to had it over, temp-like, to someone more funny (well, not really, I mean, come on, I’m putting Esal here, he hasn’t been up to much recently) –Shandor]



רשת Shandor pauses, he was about to turn to Shivayon, he turns back to Rue, 'I had something to do.'

רשת Ariea smiles, and says, 'I was the something.'

<@Faelnon> OOC: Oh dear, the innuendo of that...



<@Rue> ooc - Well, he deserves it :p

<@Faelnon> OOC: Aw, poor bloke.

<@Shandor> OOC: "Poor bloke"...? Ew, is Faelnon going to try and "comfort" me?

<@Shandor> OOC: *waves brown envelope*

<@Rue> ooc - lmao



רשת Shandor looks at Foilae... in a wheelchair? 'Well... Foilae... you're certainly looking...'

רשת Foilae says, 'Speedy?'

<@Rue> ooc - lmao

<@Rue> ooc - Haha, cripple jokes.

<@Faelnon> OOC: :D

<+Mihndrid> OOG *grooves*



רשת Shandor grins broadly, 'Aw, come here Faely!' and hugs Faelnon.

רשת Faelnon enjoys the hug. Really enjoys the hug.

<@Rue> ooc - lmfao

<+Mihndrid> OOG ...*grooves again!*



רשת Mihndrid picks her mace up out of the little pile and lets it slip into her back, stumbling a little because of the sudden increase in weight.

<@Faelnon> OOC: Into her back?

<@Rue> ooc - lol, um OW

<+Mihndrid> OOG ...pack

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG .....*SLICE*



רשת Rue attempts to change the subject to something more cheerful, succeeding tin the change of subject, but failing miserably in the cheerful. "That tree thing...That's one of the scariest things that ever happened to me..." she sighs.

<@Rue> ooc - You bastard Colm.

<@Rue> ooc - Trying to kill Rue (again)

<@Rue> ooc - :p

<@Faelnon> OOC: lol

<+Mihndrid> OOG ...*grooves!*

<+Mihndrid> OOG Er, I mean...BAD COLMFERD

<@Rue> ooc - Rue: Don't forget! He threw me through a wall too!

<@Faelnon> OOC: cry baby

רשת Mihndrid sighs and gives him a reassuring nod, "You really frightened me Rue, so much I don't think anything in the world could have made me move from that spot..."

<@Rue> ooc - Wall throw-througher!

<+Mihndrid> OOG Cripple

<@Faelnon> OOC: "gives him"?

<+Mihndrid> OOG Oh god, is it your utmost duty to point out every typo I make O.o

<@Faelnon> OOC: Hell yes. :D



<@Faelnon> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< OMG! Dudez! Ariea's liek! Not DieZed! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

<@Rue> lol



<@Shandor> I'M BACK!

<@Rue> Shandor, shut up. No one cares.

<@Rue> :p

<+Mihndrid> XD

[os] signoff Ariea (Quit: And I'm back too and oh no - DiEZ)

<@Rue> What was the point of that Shivayon girl?

<@DrCBVI> ... I thought I would add her

<+Mirar> yeah, that was kind of annoying o.o;;

<@Rue> You are 'tarded.

<@DrCBVI> her role increases as time progresses.

<@Rue> Oh goody

<@Rue> I don't think Rue likes her

<@DrCBVI> She says more than 3 lines

<@DrCBVI> Aw... why? 'cause you want Faelnon all to yourself? :P

[os] nick(Shandor) to (Sqiggly)

<@Ashli> Oh yes!

<@DrCBVI> Yes, that's right, Sqiggly is the original inspiration to Shandor. Or vice versa.

<@Ashli> Nah, she came off as stuffy and Rue's all "She didn't introduce herself. Bi-otch."

<@DrCBVI> lmao

[os] topic (#tildruin) ~*~'Quest' Wednesday - Shandor's Back! And Ariea Too!~*~ :|:We Must Know! Is Faelnon Gay?!:|: (Ashli)

[os] topic (#tildruin) ~*~'Quest' Wednesday - Shandor's Back! And Ariea Too!~*~ :|:We Must Know! Were Shandor and Faelnon a couple in college?!:|: (DrCBVI)

<+Mirar> XD

<@Ashli> lmao

<@DrCBVI> Oh, the Chunkey intermezzo can go up now

<@Ashli> I love it

<@Ashli> Woohoo!

<@DrCBVI> Oh, and Ashli, *cackle* there was Part II to the 'mezzo.

<@Ashli> hmm?

<@Ashli> what do you mean

<@Ashli> ?

<@DrCBVI> I didn't give it too you as there was more spoilerage.

<@DrCBVI> I wanted to leave a cliff hanger

<@Ashli> ?!

<@DrCBVI> There is a Chapter IX.

<@Ashli> LEMME SEE!!!

<@DrCBVI> And I changed the lyrics about with Chapters VII and VIII

<@DrCBVI> :D

<@DrCBVI> i'll send it over.

<@DrCBVI> There's no food down here and now I'm hungry...

<@DrCBVI> hehe, welcome

<@Ashli> I had ice cream, bwahaha

רשת DrCBVI goes to have a look for food

<+Mirar> she has ice cream, but its all weird looking >.o I'm afraid to touch it

<@DrCBVI> let's see...

<@DrCBVI> a watercooler (not the water, but the actual container). Hmm, some Fairy liquid, oh, yummy! A first aid kit.

<+Mirar> a first aid kit?

<@DrCBVI> ... Yes. It's there int he kitchen

<+Mirar> All you have to eat is a first aid kid? Go to the store o.o;;

<@DrCBVI> ... it is a workpalce, you'd think they have these things.

<@DrCBVI> lol

<@DrCBVI> I can't, the store is like... miles and miles away.

<@DrCBVI> The nearest town is 29 km's away.

<+Mirar> XD

<@Ashli> Awww, she left

<@DrCBVI> Well... the village I live in is only 3.

רשת DrCBVI dances the funky Shandor dance.

[os] nick(Ashli) to (Rue)

<@Rue> :p

<@DrCBVI> !

<@Rue> I have no underscore!

<@DrCBVI> Hang a mo, change out of it

[os] nick(Rue) to (Ashli)

[os] nick(Sqiggly) to (Rue)

<@DrCBVI> I'll set a bot to keep it

<@Ashli> Woohoo!

<+Mirar> haha!

רשת Ashli huggles Sqiggly...err...Rue...so is huggling herself. Ow.

<+Mirar> XD

רשת DrCBVI huggles Ashli so she isn't just huggling herself.

רשת Mirar wonders how the mexican whore will feel

<@DrCBVI> First Word That Comes To Mind When You Hear:*

<@DrCBVI> .) Tree: Dog pissing?

<@DrCBVI> .) Four: ...some? I mean, I'm a sweet innocent child - Four horseman of the Appocolypse.

<@DrCBVI> :)

<+Mirar> Lol

<@Ashli> lol, I read that

<+Mirar> I did one of those once

<@Ashli> Don't you love my theory on thongs?

<+Mirar> for my neighbors

<@DrCBVI> It is an excellent one.

<+Mirar> Peacock: Everyone said NBC

<@DrCBVI> Ashli forced me to get a blogger thingy, then forced a quiz on me

<@Ashli> "They make your pants look like this ( Y ) instead of this (\ /)"

<@Ashli> I forced no quiz!

<+Mirar> XD

<@DrCBVI> That's true

<@DrCBVI> I just couldn't think of what else to put up

<@DrCBVI> lmao

<@DrCBVI> if you say 'true', the bot thinks it is 'Rue' and starts flashing at you

<@Ashli> I'm making a gigantic, epic-proportions quizpost

<@Ashli> later

<@Ashli> true

<@DrCBVI> stop it! It's annoying

<@Ashli> lol

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@DrCBVI> true

<@Ashli> lmao

<@Ashli> i see no flashage

<@DrCBVI> It's on this IRC. like when you get a PM.

<@DrCBVI> rueful

<@Ashli> oooh

<@DrCBVI> Ack

<@Ashli> that's off

<@Ashli> odd*

<+Mirar> true?

<@Ashli> I had no edits to make to the last chapter

<@DrCBVI> Kickass.

<@Ashli> you cliffhanger whore

<@DrCBVI> >:D

<+Mirar> I'm off

<@Ashli> :p

<@Ashli> Cya!

<@DrCBVI> Best Cliffhanger Evah

<@DrCBVI> cya

<+Mirar> bye!

<@DrCBVI> cya

<@Ashli> byee

[os] signoff Mirar (....*grooves!*)

<@Ashli> lol

<@DrCBVI> good 'Quest'?

<@Ashli> Very

<@DrCBVI> I didn't realise it, but I really missed Ariea and Shandor - I was so giddy about tonight so I could have them back again

<@DrCBVI> *hugs them*

<@DrCBVI> *kicks Faelnon away from hugging Shandor*

<@Ashli> lol

<@Ashli> I was gonna tell you to download a song, but then I remembered that you have a crappy ass modem thingie

<@DrCBVI> lol

<@DrCBVI> 'Sunrise' by Simply Red?

<@Ashli> YES

<@DrCBVI> I used to have a lot of Simply Red's stuff

<@Ashli> The very first few cords are really cool because they flood your speakers

<@Ashli> Really?

<@Ashli> Neat

<@DrCBVI> But apparently, not any more.

<@DrCBVI> *kicks computer*

<@Ashli> lol

<@Ashli> I was like "wow, the lead singer is really good. he sounds young and should be really really pretty. oh look, pictures. ACK!!!!"

<@DrCBVI> I have Stars by Simply Red.

<@DrCBVI> lmao

<@DrCBVI> And 'Holding Back the Years'

<@Ashli> it was funny though, because i made melissa download the song and she goes "It's good..."

<@Ashli> me: "Doesn't the lead singer have a great voice?"

<@Ashli> her: "mmhmm!"

<@Ashli> me: "wanna see a picture? *sends link*"

<@Ashli> her: "WHAT THE HELL???"

<@DrCBVI> lol

<@DrCBVI> I remember back when I was 6 and liked his songs - he looked pretty old then.

<@DrCBVI> or was it 8?



03/08/17 20:20:44 dude

03/08/17 20:20:49 that reminds me of something funny

03/08/17 20:21:00 I was at the grocery store

03/08/17 20:21:12 And a giant tree attacked you?

03/08/17 20:21:21 ...no o.o;;

03/08/17 20:21:28 Oh... go on then

03/08/17 20:21:30 <_Rue> that'd be cool...

03/08/17 20:21:49 Yeah, for like three seconds, then after it began to wreak havoc it lost the fun

03/08/17 20:22:06 Not to mention the whole 'It kill you' factor

03/08/17 20:22:13 <_Rue> lol

03/08/17 20:22:13 ...that too

03/08/17 20:22:25 <_Rue> That'd be an awesome way to go

03/08/17 20:22:29 <_Rue> "How'd Ashli die?"

03/08/17 20:22:34 <_Rue> "A giant tree stepped on her"

03/08/17 20:22:37 lol

03/08/17 20:22:54 damn right o.o

03/08/17 20:22:56 okay, anyway

03/08/17 20:23:11 it said on the front of the shopping cart that if you drove it over the yellow line it'd stop

03/08/17 20:23:20 O_o

03/08/17 20:23:29 You: *run along*

03/08/17 20:23:45 XD

03/08/17 20:23:46 actually

03/08/17 20:23:47 Trolly: *EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk* - 'cause there's a cockerel on the back as well.

03/08/17 20:24:02 I couldn't see a yellow line, so I was really curious

03/08/17 20:24:52 so

03/08/17 20:25:02 I drove the cart all around the parking lot

03/08/17 20:25:14 "drove" the "cart"... heh

03/08/17 20:25:41 ... uh, right.

03/08/17 20:25:51 Oh, that wasn't the funny part?

03/08/17 20:25:51 so right at the entrance I saw the line

03/08/17 20:26:24 o.o;;

03/08/17 20:26:32 I've just imagined something funny. Well, not for you. You sprint towards the line and it stops like a block of concrete, you go flying over it

03/08/17 20:26:34 and I had to drive it over the line, just to see.

03/08/17 20:26:55 ...that would be funny XD

03/08/17 20:27:06 anyway, after almost getting hit by like 6 cars

03/08/17 20:27:13 <_Rue> omg, i want our shopping carts to do that.

03/08/17 20:27:14 Then you have like... slow-motion

03/08/17 20:27:25 you flipping over the trolly and flying away

03/08/17 20:27:29 I get to the line

03/08/17 20:27:33 and I drive it over

03/08/17 20:27:51 and a break snaps on one of the wheels so I can't move it o.o;;

03/08/17 20:27:55 O_o

03/08/17 20:27:59 <_Rue> COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

03/08/17 20:28:07 so I'm right in the middle of the entrance which goes off of a main road

03/08/17 20:28:10 lmao

03/08/17 20:28:17 <_Rue> oh shit hahahah!

03/08/17 20:28:20 (I tried moving the cart, I could barely drive it)

03/08/17 20:28:22 They didn't install that for safety reasons, at any rate.

03/08/17 20:28:31 <_Rue> *cracks up*

03/08/17 20:28:34 Car: Vrrrroooom. What the- FUCK!

03/08/17 20:28:46 You: *trolley gets hit and you flip over it and fly away*

03/08/17 20:28:55 <_Rue> Whooooooosh

03/08/17 20:29:02 and like

03/08/17 20:29:07 all there cars kept almost hitting me

03/08/17 20:29:13 <_Rue> omg, that's so great

03/08/17 20:29:17 so I turned around and walked away (to hell with the cart)

03/08/17 20:29:20 lmao

03/08/17 20:29:32 <_Rue> were there groceries in it?

03/08/17 20:29:36 werhoo

03/08/17 20:29:37 OOC: Anyway, back to the 'Quest'

03/08/17 20:29:49 um, there was some milk but I took it out

03/08/17 20:29:55 anyway

03/08/17 20:29:57 lmao

03/08/17 20:30:00 you shouldn't've

03/08/17 20:30:02 I get back to my car and I turn around

03/08/17 20:30:02 I've finished this blasted website that I've been doing

03/08/17 20:30:05 just watch the milk fly

03/08/17 20:30:19 I needed it to make cookies o.o;;

03/08/17 20:30:24 Oh....

03/08/17 20:30:26 anyway, I turn around

03/08/17 20:30:31 and this HUGE bus turns into the parking lot

03/08/17 20:30:34 <_Rue> Oooh, do you have your license?

03/08/17 20:30:34 lol

03/08/17 20:30:37 <_Rue> ooooooooh my god!

03/08/17 20:30:57 and it smashes right into the cart and it goes flying

03/08/17 20:31:01 <_Rue> shit!

03/08/17 20:31:02 lol

03/08/17 20:31:05 <_Rue> that's SO COOL

03/08/17 20:31:06 at least something went flying

03/08/17 20:31:08 that is

03/08/17 20:31:13 Damn , I have to go to this place

03/08/17 20:31:16 and

03/08/17 20:31:18 <_Rue> please don't say into your car

03/08/17 20:31:43 the cart landed on this little grassy part in between the lanes, and all the tires popped

03/08/17 20:31:47 and the front was smashed.

03/08/17 20:31:53 <_Rue> hahahaaa

03/08/17 20:32:02 and all of the employees are running outside to see what the hell happened.

03/08/17 20:32:02 <_Rue> i would take it home and hang it on my wall

03/08/17 20:32:04 *is just picturing a bus go skidding around a la 'Speed', and the cart flying like... 20 feet in the air with a cape

03/08/17 20:32:18 <_Rue> and you sheepishly crawl out of your car and get your groceries and run away?

03/08/17 20:32:25 nope

03/08/17 20:32:31 I go over to look at the cart.

03/08/17 20:32:40 and they come up and they're like, "What happened?"

03/08/17 20:32:48 I always wonder how those yellow lines work

03/08/17 20:33:05 magnetic stuff under the concrete

03/08/17 20:33:16 רשת _Rue doesn't have yellow lines. She can take those damned carts home whenever she wants.

03/08/17 20:33:31 lol

03/08/17 20:33:38 and I'm like, "It got hit by a bus." and you do not know how fricking funny that sounds out loud in a situation like that

03/08/17 20:33:47 lmao

03/08/17 20:33:53 it sounds so funny in text

03/08/17 20:33:56 <_Rue> ooc - "it got hit by a...*cracks up*"

03/08/17 20:34:07 "It's superman, in a cart form'

03/08/17 20:34:11 <_Rue> ACK!

03/08/17 20:34:17 <_Rue> My dog is officially insane

03/08/17 20:34:20 that was so funny x.x

03/08/17 20:34:33 <_Rue> He's sitting next to me all calm and sleep and all of the sudden, he leaps into the air and catches a fly.

03/08/17 20:34:42 <_Rue> o.O

03/08/17 20:34:52 Oh speaking of, when you said in your blog thingy that a big fly landed on your montior and you went to get Cricket. I thought you said Cricket Bat and I thought that was a tad excessive.

03/08/17 20:34:54 OMG

03/08/17 20:35:02 He's like... Neo-dog.

03/08/17 20:35:02 <_Rue> lmao

03/08/17 20:35:04 XD

03/08/17 20:35:11 there's this movie

03/08/17 20:35:13 and its called

03/08/17 20:35:19 kung-fu soccer

03/08/17 20:35:20 <_Rue> The Matrix!

03/08/17 20:35:21 <_Rue> :p

03/08/17 20:35:23 _Rue: *swings, destroys computer* Yes! Got i- oh fuck, there it is!

03/08/17 20:35:25 <_Rue> dude, what the hell?

03/08/17 20:35:29 <_Rue> lmao

03/08/17 20:35:31 or shao-lin soccer or something

03/08/17 20:35:47 it looks soooooooooooo fricking stupid XD I have to see it

03/08/17 20:35:54 table

03/08/17 20:35:57 <_Rue> He just caught another one!

03/08/17 20:35:59 <_Rue> wow....

03/08/17 20:36:03 <_Rue> i have special animals

03/08/17 20:37:03 make him step on Foilae or something

03/08/17 20:37:08 lmao

03/08/17 20:37:20 it'd be like cripple hocky

03/08/17 20:37:23 *hockey

03/08/17 20:37:29 <_Rue> ooc - Coool

03/08/17 20:37:45 <_Rue> now we just have to develop cripple golf and we have an EMPIRE!

03/08/17 20:37:54 YESSS

03/08/17 20:38:00 kickass.



03/08/17 21:41:52 [os] join (#tildruin-rp) Verbatum1 (~jirc@ip68-1-111-241.pn.at.cox.net) (this was Verbatum)

03/08/17 21:41:59 hey

03/08/17 21:42:35 <_Rue> hi

03/08/17 21:43:02 uh...

03/08/17 21:43:06 ...*grooves!*

03/08/17 21:44:08 <_Rue> lmao